Boy:1 Condom Dena GrlFrnd Ko Gift krna H
Dukandr:Is P Gift Cover Chada Du
Boy:Yhi To Cover H Gift To Mere Paas H



Mei Aaj Kasam Khaata Hu..
Ki Aaj Se Har Ladki Ko Maa Samjhunga..
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Apne Hone Wale Bachhon Ki



Top 4 TV programmes

1.Kaun marega kisi ki fuddi
2.Kyun ki saas b kbhi chudi thi
3.Chuttar faadh k
4.Kahani lun-lun ki



Boy Fuckking Call Grl
BOY-Daily Kitna Kamati Hai
CalGirl-1500
BOY-Sach Bolna
CalGirl-Roji Pe Baithi Hu,Juth Nhi Bolungi



Sardarni-Hum Chat Ki
Dukan Kholnge Or Rs4/- Plate Bechenge.
Sardar-Thik,Me
Board Banwa Deta Hu
'Char Rupes Me
Sardarni Ki Chat Lo



Girl to her mother:Main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother tumhein pari le kr ayi thi.
G:Acha to papa pari ko bhi ch0da karte thi



Dil diya aur shart laga rakhi hai
Cheej wahi loonga to salwar mein chupa rakhi hai.


G a n d ko sahi salamat rakne ke 3 upay.
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1.G a n d har roz dhona
2.Chaddi achchhi pahanna aur
3.Mujse PANGA mat lena


Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.

Girl: utaru kya.??

Boy: is se to acchi teri skirt hai..

Socho Agar SMS
Recieve karne k
paise lagte to
kya Hote



Guess ?



Aaj Aap meri waja se Road Per Bheekh mang Rahe
Hote

Pappu-Teri Underwear me 2 ched he..




Raju-Nahi he..







Pappu-Abe to fir Tange Kaha se Dalta he

Sex is like math

Add The Bed

Subtract The Clothes

Divide The Legs

And Pray To God
You Don't Multiply!



1 hijde ne VIAGRA kha liya

kuch der k baad...
Sharir k andar se aawaz aayi

Aap k Sharir me ye seva UPLABADH nhi hai


Sex ho raha tha...ki ladka bola-Jaan hum shadi kar lete hai
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Ladki-Majdur ho majduri karo FACTORY ka malik mat bano


Beti
Ma baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai

Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kr
fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega

Santa apni bv ko DR k pass le gya or DR ko bahut mara

pucha kyu


Santa-DR bolta hai meri BV ka BP dekhna hai



Bhajan,bhojan or chodan hamesha ekant me hi krna chahiye
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Chut but or rung rup ko jitna b ragdo utni chamak aayegi


Q.are u male of female

Ans k liye neeche dekhiye..!












Janab is SMS me nhi apne niche dekhiye

Ek ladki ki T-SHIRT p likha tha
RED FM


Socho uski jeans p kya likha hoga


BAJATE RAHO

Bus drivar k peeche baithe bacha shor kr rha tha
Agar meri ma hatni or baap hathi hota to mai chota nhi hota
Agar ma cow or baap bail

1/2
baap hota to....Itne me bus drivar bola-Teri ma RANDI orBaap GANDU hota to tu kya hota

Baccha-BUS DRIVER

BV-Mummay dabata hai,Tange utahta hai,Jhatke lagata hai...
BOLO BOLO KAUN

Pati-kaun mai
BV-Nhi hamara naya naukar

Grl-Love kise krte hai
Boy
L ko pakdkr
O ko daba kr
V me dal kr

jub
E eee ki aawazAaye to use love khe hai

Udas kyo bhaithe ho shaam ki tarah

wah wah..

Udas kyu baithe ho shaam ki tarah


Aao mera LUND chuso aam ki tarah

Malika apne Boobs.Blouse me kaise set krti he









Aise hi
DABA-DABA KE...

Patiend Do. Se-kuch aesi dava do ki me ankho se bolu or kan se dekhu

Doc-Lo ye goli lo GAND se pee jao

Teer kya chalate ho dhar to talwar me he


Odni se kya chupati ho mal to salwar me he

Aajib he nakhre tere

Aajib tera style he

Gand dhone ki taweez nhi

Hath me mobile he

Ab har Ghar me hoga chota Abhishek
Kyuki

ZEE CINEMA
dekhne wali har aurat yhi kahti he

'shanivar ki raat Amitabh k sath'

kbhi ye mat socho ki
Aapki girlfraind ne aapko kitna sexi sms bheja he
Sada ye socho ki usko kisne bheja hoga

Grl-MerE LipS KhArab HaiN.

Do-KisS KitNi BaR Kiya

Grl-Saal Me 1 Bar

Doctor-Kharab Nahi jang Lag Gyi He

Wife:Gaajar ,Mooli,Baigan
lambay lana.

Husb:nhi laonga tum iska
galat istamal kro gi.


wife:tumhe kyon dard ho
raha hai tum me thoddi
dun gi.

Bakri ki jaan talwar k niche
Ladki ki jaan salwar k niche
Hajaro larka vage uske piche
Pyaar karo usise jo salwar khole khushise



Patni-hum sex krege or box me paise dalenge
aftr 15 day
Pati-mene 100 k dale the 500 & 1000 k kaise agaye?
Patni-sab kanjus nhi hote.



Santa bahut hi badsurat aur kali ladki k saath S.E.X kar raha tha...,
Ladki:mere andar sabse achchi cheej konsi hai?
Santa:Mera LU*ND




Mantriji aapki biwi maa banne wali hai.
Mantri soch me pad gaya

Kya hua sir?
Mantriji-Samajh nahi aa raha saala kaun FARZI-MATDAAN kar Gya

G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
R: Rone ki automatic machine,
L: Ladaayi me sabki maa.

Woh Jo Hmare Liye Khas Hote He
Jinke Liye Dil M Ehsaas Hote He.
Chahe Waqt Kitna B Door Kar De Unhe
Door Reh Ke B Woh Dil K Pass Hote He. 72 days ago
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Jad v sochan,tera hi khayal ave,har chehre wich tera chehra nazar ave,dil vichon sirf eh hi dua ave,tere jeha yaar saade ton vichad na jave 72 days ago
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Yar di gulami sade pyar da asool a
ik duje bina sadi zindgi fizool a
dunia kolo ta asi pani v ni mngde
tere hathon sohneya ve zehr v kabul a 72 days ago
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1 Bhaiya-Yaar kanak laun to'n baad Aapan jhona laun takk Punjab wich ki krange??
2 Bhaiya-Yaar IELTS,, Te fer Australia...!!:-) 72 days ago
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Boy:Bus Male Hoti He Ya Female?
GrL:Female,Kyoki Hr Koi Is Pe Chadta He

B:Fir Wo Prgnant Kyo Nhi Hoti?GirL:Kyki Sab Peechhe se chadte he 73 days ago
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Salim:Humare ama aba humse itna pyr krte the k hmare sone tak hmare pas baithe rehte or hum fir b na sote.Wazir:Isliye to janab ap iklote ho 73 days ago
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UDHAM SINGH JA K DAYER KOLO J BADLA LENDA NA,HIKK TAAN K AAPA TURDE NA SANU KOI PUNJABI KENDA NA.SIRSE VALE KOLO V BADLA LENA AE AAPA 73 days ago
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Sex kro daily
Agar wo mil jaye akeli

Agar na mile akeli

to pakad lo uski saheli

Agar na mile saheli b

To zindabad hatheli..

But Enjoy 73 days ago
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Dunia jise neend kehti hai,
jane wo kya cheez hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hai
par wo aap se milne ki tarkeeb hai. 73 days ago
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Mile har janam aap jese yaar,
dua krte he rab se bar bar,
chahe kyu na tukra de hame ye duniya,
par milta rahe hame aap jaise dosto ka pyar. 75 days ago
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Bhula kr hame wo khush reh payenge,Sath nai 2 mere bad muskuraynge.Dua hi khuda se mere dost kabi dard na dena hum to seh gaye wo tut jayeng 75 days ago
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Ishq se mili jo Tanhayian hame..
Kaise unka dard bayan karenge..
Ek se hi mohabbat itni karli humne..
Ab Auro se mohabbat kya karenge... :'( 75 days ago
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Shikwa nahi koi zindagi se,
Magar ek shikayat khuda se zarur hai,
Jazbaat kyun diye tune hame,
Jab duniya me pyaar karna kasoor hai.. 75 days ago
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Bakri ki jaan talwar k niche,
Ladki ki jaan salwar k niche,

Hajaro larka vage uske piche,

Pyaar karo usise jo salwar khole khushise! 75 days ago
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Patni-hum sex krege or box me paise dalenge
aftr 15 day

Pati-mene 100 k dale the 500 & 1000 k kaise agaye?

Patni-sab kanjus nhi hote

Barsat aye aur jamin gili na ho
Dhup aye aur ujala na ho

Ae dost tune yeh kaise soch liya ki teri

yaad aye aur mere sms ki barish naho 68 days ago
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Naseeb me jo likhaa hai chaahe vaha pattar ki lakheer hi sahi
Ham mitaa denge usse chaahe anjaam hamaari mouth hi sahi 68 days ago
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Dimaag Lagao aur Jawab Do.- Aisa Kya hai,jo Patni Pati ko Jevam Mae Sirf ek Baar Dikati hai or Gharwalo ko Bar Bar Dikati hai.Wating ur rply 68 days ago
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Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale condom banaye to??


Hona kya hai?!



Raat Bhar
Dishum Dishum. 69 days ago
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_ _ H 6 ! u
p o o 6

6 u ! l ! w S
d 3 3 >l

ye kang ka sms hai khas to hoga

nahi samzha

Turn your mobile upsidedown 69 days ago
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,;?;?;?;?, Haal
?( "._." )? kaisa

>") ("< hai

,,(") ("),, janab ka?

Kya khayal hai apka?

Hum to so gaye

HO HO HO!

Tum bhi so jao. 69 days ago
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"TANHAIYAAN"

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Agar Upper Tanhaiyan Hain,To Neeche Kon Sa MELA Laga Hua Hai. 69 days ago
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Kitna Pyara Muskura lete ho,
Aasani se Apna bana lete ho,
Itna Pyaar kaise jataa lete ho,
Kisi Se sikha hai ya phir Meri Nakal Utar lete ho. 70 days ago
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A famous writer said "Love is like a long sweet dream"
and "marriage is an alarm clock."

so have a sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes you 70 days ago
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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu. 70 days ago
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Women:Dr.sahab mujhe thode din bacha nhi chahiye...
Dr:YE COND0M LE LO... Women:Ye pani k sath lu,ya dudh k saath...

Dr:Keley ke sath!!! 70 days ago
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Take Ur Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode

&

Put in Water

&

Call From Landline





Ur Moblile will start swimming.

its a new GAME

TRY IT ! 70 days ago
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Dil ke Dard ko Duniawale kya Jane
prem ke riwazon ko zamana kya Jane

Hoti Hai kabr me taklif kitni

ye Upar se phool rakhne wala kya jane 71 days ago
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Airtel new proxy found and free calling .Its working all india { only not work punjab } you want 0 call me 09815430702 71 days ago
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If ur in love n wanna some love msgs, heart touchin shayari's n many more den jus typ

Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawage,
Tere paira thale asi ta taliya tikawage,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavage 64 days ago
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Mein puchya rab nu:Tu jag pyar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
Rab haseya te bolya:Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti.Tu v ta yaar nu rab bana chadya 64 days ago
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Ae barish jara tham k baras,
Jab mera pyar aa jaye to jam k baras,

Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,

Phir itna baras ki wo ja na sake 64 days ago
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1 din Himesh apne damaad se milne jata hai.
Himesh knock d door!DAMAADsaid KoN?

HIMESH said: Oooo tera tera tera sassurr. 64 days ago
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Jab koi sms nahi karta,
Tab Itna gussa aata hai..

Aur,
Dil to chahta hai..

Ki..

Jute utar ke...


















Chappal pehen loon! ;) 64 days ago
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Boy ask girl:Shadi k time ladkiya roti kyon hai..?
Girl:Agar tumko pata chale ki door lejakar koi tumhari G@nd marega to tum kya hasoge... 65 days ago
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Ret ke saher me asiyana banya tha
Kagaj ki kasti ka sahara banaya tha
Joka hawa ka sabkuch uda legaya
Sayd hamane hi rista kamjor banaya tha 65 days ago
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Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,
Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya,
Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,
Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya. 65 days ago
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me.But U haveCrackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart 65 days ago
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Agr khush h wo dekh kr ASHQ meri akho me
khuda ki ksam hm hasna chod denge
Tdapte rhenge une dekhne ko
Pr unki taraf palke utana chod denge. 67 days ago
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Zindagi Itne Dard Deti Hai,
Dil Me Fir b "UMMEED" Rehti Hai,
Dil Kehta Hai Wo Nahi Yad Krte Honge,
Pr Wo Yaad Karte Honge "UMMEED" Kehti Hai 67 days ago
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Phool Ko Khushboo Dena Koi Apse Sikhe,
Rote Ko Hasana Koi Apse Sikhe,

Dosti To Har Koi Janata Hai,

Pr Dost Ko Chuna Lagana Koi Apse Sikhe 68 days ago
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Koi apko Pagal
Kahe Toh Dukhi Mat Hona

Afsos Mat Karna

Rona Bhi Nahi

Darna Bhi Mat

Himat Se Khade Ho Kar Pochna

Tumhe kaise Pata chala 68 days ago
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Jaani... ..


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Humse Panga Mat Lena



Kyonki

Jin Tufano Me Logo K

Jopde Ud Jate He

Un Tufano Me Hum Apni

"Underwear" Sukhate he 68 days ago
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Sanu pyar jatauna nahi aaunda.
Sanu dil dukhana nahi aaunda.
Sari duniya nu bhulan nu tyaar han asi.
Par tere varga Yaar bhulana nahi aaunda

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Pagal hain vo log jo isko muth kehte hain.

Ye to vo ansu he jo choot ki yad me rothe hain. 61 days ago
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Always remember two thing in life :
1) Don't take any decisions when you are angry.
2) Don't make any promises when you are happy. 61 days ago
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Barsat ki har boond me samaye ho tum,
Mere dil me khas jagah banaye ho tum,
U to humdard ki kami nahi
Par na jane aaj bohot yaad aye ho tum. 61 days ago
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.

Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. 61 days ago
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HI, Check My English



AB CD EF GH IJ KL MN OP QR ST VW XYZ.


Did I miss something?


Yes,



I ALWAYS MISS
"U".. 62 days ago
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Aaj Dur se hi Koi Salam kar gaya,
Apni Yaado ka Gulam kr gya,
Apni Zindgi Girvi rakh kar Kharida tha jise,
Aaj Wo hi Hame NILAM kar gaya 62 days ago
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Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,
kisi ne hume diwana kaha...

In aankhon me aasu tab aaye,

jab apno ne BEGANA KAHA. 62 days ago
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Pyar Kabhi Na Karna Pardesi Se,
Rote Rote Naina Thak Jayenge.

Pyar Karna Hamesa Padosi Se,

Roz Khidki Se Darshan Ho Jayenge. 62 days ago
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dil Tutta Hai To Aawaz Nahi Ati,Har Kisiko Zindagi Ras Nahi Ati,Ye To Apne Apne Nasib Ki Baat Hai,Koi BhultaNahi Aur Kisikoto Yad Hi nahi at 62 days ago
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Wen u kiss a britsh gal she says kis me hard,wen u kiss american gal she says kis me slo,wen u kis Indian gal she says
plz KISKO BATANA NAH 62 days ago
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Palat ke dekh zalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain,
husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hain..

gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambaai hum 62 days ago
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Jo marjise de,Use CH0DNA paap nhi hota,CH0DO kuwari ko,To mud kharab nhi hota,C0ND0M jarur lgana mere dost,Kyonki LUN ko dimag nhi hota he.. 63 days ago
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Hamari Acchayee ka kitna
fayda uthathe ho,

1msg bhejke 3free padte ho,

humara msg forward karke

dusro pe impression jamate ho. 63 days ago
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Shrma's s?n:Daddy meri nazar kharab hai SPEX lawa do
Shrma took him outside & said:oh ki hai?

Son:suraj

Shrma:hor saalia edo agge rab dek 63 days ago
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Dil Chiran Di J Reet Hundi,
Dil Cheer K Tainu Dikha Dende
Katre-Katre Andar Likhya Na Tera
Teri Aakniyan Nal Tainu Pada Dende

Koi hume haan to kahe,
hum bhi pyar kar lenge,
Emraan ne JANNAT me Sonal k liye ShoppingMall ka kaanch toda tha,
Hum to Puri Mall tod denge. 54 days ago
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hum pagal aapke piche
aap pagal kisi aur ke piche
koi aur pagal humare piche
wo bhi pagal kisi aur ke piche
ha ha ha
saare pagal aage piche 54 days ago
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Do palki bhi Khushi na mili to kya hua,umr bhar gum k share g lenge,Kya hua jo hamari GirlFriend nahin,Hum apki GirlFriend k sahare g lenge. 54 days ago
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Hum mittti k ashiyane hi banate gye,
bana-bana kar phir unko mitate gye,
hume koi bhi apna na bana saka,
ek hum the jo har ek ko apnate gye. 56 days ago
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New free gprs tricks found .U want call me 09815430702 .And new free call tricks and more 56 days ago
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Fulo ki mehak churai nahi jati,
Suraj ki kiran chupai nahi jati,

Kitni bhi soni ho apni girlfrend

Par dusro ki girlfrend bhulai nahi jati 56 days ago
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Aana mere janaaze me leke use,

meri mohobbat se 1 haseen baat hogi,

mere jism me jaan beshak na ho,

meri jaan mere jism ke saath to hogi. 56 days ago
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Hawaaon ke haath 1 armaam bheja hairoshni ke zariye ik paigam bheja h. Fursat mile to kabool kar lena, is nacheez ne subah ka salaam bheja h 57 days ago
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Na PHOOL.
Na BAHAAR.
Na CHAIN.
Na KARAAR.
Na BEER.
Na BAR.
Na COLD DRINKS.
Na CAR.

Apni to jindgi hai bs
Aap ki DOSTI

Happy FRIENDSHIP DAY 57 days ago
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Anil Ambani said to Mukesh Ambani: I wana kiss ur wife


Mukesh: Ok 40ps per min





Wife:Dont cheat him!

Reliance to Reliance is free 59 days ago
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Tcher: School 7 baje ka hai,
Aur Tum 8 baje School Aa rhe ho!
Pappu: Sir Aap meri Fikr mat kiya kro,
Aap School Shuru karwa diya karo 59 days ago
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sardar ko busy rakhne k 2 tarike..
1.Ek gol room mein leja kar kaho,kone me baith jaa...

2.Ek paper k dono taraf P.T.O. likh kar de do.. 59 days ago
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Sochte Sab He Badalta Koi Nahi
Dil Ki Rah Pe Chalta Koi Nahi
Tez Chalna To Sabko Aata He
Thokar Lagne Pe Sambhalta Koi Nahi 60 days ago
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Jale hue BREAD aur PREGNANT GIRLFRND mein kya similarity hai?
Dono ko dekh kar AFSOS hota hai ki "Kaash ek MINUTE PEHLE NIKAL LIYA HOTA!

Vijay: Mere pas gadi he bangla he paisa he.
Tumhre pas kya he?
Ravi:Mere pas bhi gadi he bngla he pesa he
Vijy:To kamene maa kiske pass hai.

Tere nal dosti akhri sah tk nibawange
Tere pairan thalle asi ta talliyan tikawange
Jado mrzi prakh lai mere dosta
Teri mashook asi phsavange 50 days ago
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Bikari:Kuch khaane ko de do!
Admi:TAMATAR KHAO
B:Roti do baba
A:TAMATR KHAO
B:Tamatr hi khila do!
Wife:Ye Totla he,Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO! 51 days ago
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Duniya me koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta

Marne wale ke sath koi nahi marta

marne ki baat dur

Yaha zinda hai fir bhi koi sms nahi karta 51 days ago
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Ye jo
haath me
pakda hai na
ye sirf SMS
Recieve Karne ke
liye Nahi Hai!

Isse sMs
Jaate Bhi Hai
Kassam Se!
Try Kar ke
Dekho! 09815430702 51 days ago
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Hr pl Hr waqt
. ' 12 ' .
9 < 3
' . 6 . '
Hr $ans or dilki hr DHADKAN khti h(';')


.*""*.*""*.
*I MISS U *
"* *"
* 51 days ago
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Son- papa jab sab log shadi karke pareshan hai,
to shadi kyon karte hai?

Papa-beta!
Akkal, badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai 52 days ago
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A Girl frend tells her boyfrend in Cinema Hall
'Mere sathwala MUTH mar raha he'

Boy says: Ignore him.

Girl: I can't... he is using my han 52 days ago
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jee chahata h k tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu. magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya 52 days ago
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Subah ka har pal zindgi de aapko
Din ka har lamha khushi de aapko

Jaha gam ki hawa chhoo k bhi na guzre

Khuda wo Jannat ki zami de Aapko 52 days ago
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Pyar me mila har gum uphar hota he,
pyar wo hota hai jisme intjar hota he,
Sadiyo tak intjar karte he wo,
jinhe apne pyar pe aitbar hota he. 52 days ago
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Har ladki tere liye bekarar hai,har ladki ko tera intezar hai,ye tera koi kamaal nahi,kuch din baad "RAKHI" ka tiyohar hai. 52 days ago
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Aj mausm me ajeb bat hai

Bekabu hue mere jazbaat hai

Ji chata hai apko churale ap he se

Par mummy kehti hai chori karna buri baat hai

GM 52 days ago
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Mandir me tham liya uska haath

Aaj jo kabu me mera dil nahi tha

Chah kar bhi woh kuch kar na saki

kyu ki uske pair me Sandle nahi tha

GM 54 days ago
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If ur in love n wanna some love msgs, NON VEG ,heart touchin shayari's n many more den jus type

JOIN KANG_G snd to 9945599455 54 days ago
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Once a woodcutter went to a city

Suddenly all the girls started becoming crazy about him

Guess why
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THE AXE EFFECT


gudnite
SD 5

Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni
baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:
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Kitna pyara baccha hai!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me.. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe.. aha!
Daba daba k.. aha!
Chus chus k .. aha!
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Frooti pe rahe the



Kuch log thodi der karte he
Kuch log roz karte he
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
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tab jaakar hota hai....
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unka...
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Mobile Charge


Santa-Badi Tension hai
Raat me ladki k sath sex Kiya.
Sab Theek tha
Par Aj Susu nhi Nikalta
sab Block Hai
Doctor: Pehle Condom to Utaar!!



Teacher: wats d spelling
of penis?
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A Girl: o my god.. its so
easy.. but exactly yaad
nahi a raha.. Kal raat ko
hi mere muh me tha..


Jin ke pas hai woh hath mein lekar hilate hai
Jin ke paas nahi hai who ungli daal kar hilate hai.
Who kya hai
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TOOTH BRUSH


BarishKa Pani & KagazKi Kashti
Daru ki botal & achhi si Ghashti
Ye Jawaani & Sex do Pal Ki Masti
Condom Lagana Dost,ye Luly nahi sasti


Pappu gana ga rha tha
Aaj mai upar
Aasma neeche
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To Raju ne use bahut mara
kyu..
Kyuki aasma raju ki bv ka naam tha


Pyar vyar 1 bahana he
aankhe mile na mile LIPS to milana he
ye style he sab ashiqo ka
KYUNKI
ye Rajkapoor ka nhi Imran hashmi ka jamana h



Dosti karo rim wali se
Pyar kro idea wali se
Date maro airtel wali se
Ankh larao tata wali se
per shadi karna bina mobile wali se


Asman p kaLi gHta cHaYi hE
Aj Fir HumnE priNcipaL sE daNt kHai hE
wO keHte hE SUDHAR jaO
KaisE SUDHRE
MadaM aj Fir sE PATAKA bnkE ayi hE


Ek Sawal jo Apke Raton Ki Neend Haram Kardega
Q:-Aurat Ka Woh Kaun Sa Hissa Hai
Jise Mard Sari Umar Haat Nahin Lagata
RPLYME.ITS A CHALLENGE

Petrol Pump Wale Ki Biwi Se Saheliyo ne
Pucha-Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?
Biwi:Bevkuf Sari Rat Hath Me Lekar
Ghumta Raha Or Baar Baar Puchta Raha,"Kitna Daalu


Boy 2 lady - Kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl-Main bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy-Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha tum pregnant ho.


Koi bhi Cream lgane s kuch nahin hota.Sunder bnana h to khub rutho
Kyonki koi hasina jab ruth jati hai to aur bhi HAS.i..N.('!')Ho jati h



Biwi & sali me kon behtar he?
.
Sali behtar he....magar....
Kash woh biwi ke BAGAIR mil sakti.!



1nursry clas ka bacha mem s 'mem kya hmari umar ka bacha papa bn skta h
Mem-nhi, - 'bacha sidewali ladki s ' dekha ,tu faltu m dar rhi thi