Boy:1 Condom Dena GrlFrnd Ko Gift krna H
Dukandr:Is P Gift Cover Chada Du
Boy:Yhi To Cover H Gift To Mere Paas H



Mei Aaj Kasam Khaata Hu..
Ki Aaj Se Har Ladki Ko Maa Samjhunga..
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Apne Hone Wale Bachhon Ki



Top 4 TV programmes

1.Kaun marega kisi ki fuddi
2.Kyun ki saas b kbhi chudi thi
3.Chuttar faadh k
4.Kahani lun-lun ki



Boy Fuckking Call Grl
BOY-Daily Kitna Kamati Hai
CalGirl-1500
BOY-Sach Bolna
CalGirl-Roji Pe Baithi Hu,Juth Nhi Bolungi



Sardarni-Hum Chat Ki
Dukan Kholnge Or Rs4/- Plate Bechenge.
Sardar-Thik,Me
Board Banwa Deta Hu
'Char Rupes Me
Sardarni Ki Chat Lo



Girl to her mother:Main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother tumhein pari le kr ayi thi.
G:Acha to papa pari ko bhi ch0da karte thi



Dil diya aur shart laga rakhi hai
Cheej wahi loonga to salwar mein chupa rakhi hai.


G a n d ko sahi salamat rakne ke 3 upay.
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1.G a n d har roz dhona
2.Chaddi achchhi pahanna aur
3.Mujse PANGA mat lena


Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.

Girl: utaru kya.??

Boy: is se to acchi teri skirt hai..