Petrol Pump Wale Ki Biwi Se Saheliyo ne
Pucha-Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?
Biwi:Bevkuf Sari Rat Hath Me Lekar
Ghumta Raha Or Baar Baar Puchta Raha,"Kitna Daalu


Boy 2 lady - Kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl-Main bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy-Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha tum pregnant ho.


Koi bhi Cream lgane s kuch nahin hota.Sunder bnana h to khub rutho
Kyonki koi hasina jab ruth jati hai to aur bhi HAS.i..N.('!')Ho jati h



Biwi & sali me kon behtar he?
.
Sali behtar he....magar....
Kash woh biwi ke BAGAIR mil sakti.!



1nursry clas ka bacha mem s 'mem kya hmari umar ka bacha papa bn skta h
Mem-nhi, - 'bacha sidewali ladki s ' dekha ,tu faltu m dar rhi thi