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Pagal hain vo log jo isko muth kehte hain.

Ye to vo ansu he jo choot ki yad me rothe hain. 61 days ago
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Always remember two thing in life :
1) Don't take any decisions when you are angry.
2) Don't make any promises when you are happy. 61 days ago
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Barsat ki har boond me samaye ho tum,
Mere dil me khas jagah banaye ho tum,
U to humdard ki kami nahi
Par na jane aaj bohot yaad aye ho tum. 61 days ago
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.

Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. 61 days ago
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HI, Check My English



AB CD EF GH IJ KL MN OP QR ST VW XYZ.


Did I miss something?


Yes,



I ALWAYS MISS
"U".. 62 days ago
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Aaj Dur se hi Koi Salam kar gaya,
Apni Yaado ka Gulam kr gya,
Apni Zindgi Girvi rakh kar Kharida tha jise,
Aaj Wo hi Hame NILAM kar gaya 62 days ago
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Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,
kisi ne hume diwana kaha...

In aankhon me aasu tab aaye,

jab apno ne BEGANA KAHA. 62 days ago
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Pyar Kabhi Na Karna Pardesi Se,
Rote Rote Naina Thak Jayenge.

Pyar Karna Hamesa Padosi Se,

Roz Khidki Se Darshan Ho Jayenge. 62 days ago
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dil Tutta Hai To Aawaz Nahi Ati,Har Kisiko Zindagi Ras Nahi Ati,Ye To Apne Apne Nasib Ki Baat Hai,Koi BhultaNahi Aur Kisikoto Yad Hi nahi at 62 days ago
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Wen u kiss a britsh gal she says kis me hard,wen u kiss american gal she says kis me slo,wen u kis Indian gal she says
plz KISKO BATANA NAH 62 days ago
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Palat ke dekh zalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain,
husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hain..

gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambaai hum 62 days ago
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Jo marjise de,Use CH0DNA paap nhi hota,CH0DO kuwari ko,To mud kharab nhi hota,C0ND0M jarur lgana mere dost,Kyonki LUN ko dimag nhi hota he.. 63 days ago
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Hamari Acchayee ka kitna
fayda uthathe ho,

1msg bhejke 3free padte ho,

humara msg forward karke

dusro pe impression jamate ho. 63 days ago
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Shrma's s?n:Daddy meri nazar kharab hai SPEX lawa do
Shrma took him outside & said:oh ki hai?

Son:suraj

Shrma:hor saalia edo agge rab dek 63 days ago
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Dil Chiran Di J Reet Hundi,
Dil Cheer K Tainu Dikha Dende
Katre-Katre Andar Likhya Na Tera
Teri Aakniyan Nal Tainu Pada Dende