Boy:1 Condom Dena GrlFrnd Ko Gift krna H
Dukandr:Is P Gift Cover Chada Du
Boy:Yhi To Cover H Gift To Mere Paas H



Mei Aaj Kasam Khaata Hu..
Ki Aaj Se Har Ladki Ko Maa Samjhunga..
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Apne Hone Wale Bachhon Ki



Top 4 TV programmes

1.Kaun marega kisi ki fuddi
2.Kyun ki saas b kbhi chudi thi
3.Chuttar faadh k
4.Kahani lun-lun ki



Boy Fuckking Call Grl
BOY-Daily Kitna Kamati Hai
CalGirl-1500
BOY-Sach Bolna
CalGirl-Roji Pe Baithi Hu,Juth Nhi Bolungi



Sardarni-Hum Chat Ki
Dukan Kholnge Or Rs4/- Plate Bechenge.
Sardar-Thik,Me
Board Banwa Deta Hu
'Char Rupes Me
Sardarni Ki Chat Lo



Girl to her mother:Main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother tumhein pari le kr ayi thi.
G:Acha to papa pari ko bhi ch0da karte thi



Dil diya aur shart laga rakhi hai
Cheej wahi loonga to salwar mein chupa rakhi hai.


G a n d ko sahi salamat rakne ke 3 upay.
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1.G a n d har roz dhona
2.Chaddi achchhi pahanna aur
3.Mujse PANGA mat lena


Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.

Girl: utaru kya.??

Boy: is se to acchi teri skirt hai..

Socho Agar SMS
Recieve karne k
paise lagte to
kya Hote



Guess ?



Aaj Aap meri waja se Road Per Bheekh mang Rahe
Hote

Pappu-Teri Underwear me 2 ched he..




Raju-Nahi he..







Pappu-Abe to fir Tange Kaha se Dalta he

Sex is like math

Add The Bed

Subtract The Clothes

Divide The Legs

And Pray To God
You Don't Multiply!



1 hijde ne VIAGRA kha liya

kuch der k baad...
Sharir k andar se aawaz aayi

Aap k Sharir me ye seva UPLABADH nhi hai


Sex ho raha tha...ki ladka bola-Jaan hum shadi kar lete hai
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Ladki-Majdur ho majduri karo FACTORY ka malik mat bano


Beti
Ma baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai

Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kr
fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega

Santa apni bv ko DR k pass le gya or DR ko bahut mara

pucha kyu


Santa-DR bolta hai meri BV ka BP dekhna hai



Bhajan,bhojan or chodan hamesha ekant me hi krna chahiye
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Chut but or rung rup ko jitna b ragdo utni chamak aayegi


Q.are u male of female

Ans k liye neeche dekhiye..!












Janab is SMS me nhi apne niche dekhiye

Ek ladki ki T-SHIRT p likha tha
RED FM


Socho uski jeans p kya likha hoga


BAJATE RAHO

Bus drivar k peeche baithe bacha shor kr rha tha
Agar meri ma hatni or baap hathi hota to mai chota nhi hota
Agar ma cow or baap bail

1/2
baap hota to....Itne me bus drivar bola-Teri ma RANDI orBaap GANDU hota to tu kya hota

Baccha-BUS DRIVER

BV-Mummay dabata hai,Tange utahta hai,Jhatke lagata hai...
BOLO BOLO KAUN

Pati-kaun mai
BV-Nhi hamara naya naukar

Grl-Love kise krte hai
Boy
L ko pakdkr
O ko daba kr
V me dal kr

jub
E eee ki aawazAaye to use love khe hai

Udas kyo bhaithe ho shaam ki tarah

wah wah..

Udas kyu baithe ho shaam ki tarah


Aao mera LUND chuso aam ki tarah

Malika apne Boobs.Blouse me kaise set krti he









Aise hi
DABA-DABA KE...

Patiend Do. Se-kuch aesi dava do ki me ankho se bolu or kan se dekhu

Doc-Lo ye goli lo GAND se pee jao

Teer kya chalate ho dhar to talwar me he


Odni se kya chupati ho mal to salwar me he

Aajib he nakhre tere

Aajib tera style he

Gand dhone ki taweez nhi

Hath me mobile he

Ab har Ghar me hoga chota Abhishek
Kyuki

ZEE CINEMA
dekhne wali har aurat yhi kahti he

'shanivar ki raat Amitabh k sath'

kbhi ye mat socho ki
Aapki girlfraind ne aapko kitna sexi sms bheja he
Sada ye socho ki usko kisne bheja hoga

Grl-MerE LipS KhArab HaiN.

Do-KisS KitNi BaR Kiya

Grl-Saal Me 1 Bar

Doctor-Kharab Nahi jang Lag Gyi He

Wife:Gaajar ,Mooli,Baigan
lambay lana.

Husb:nhi laonga tum iska
galat istamal kro gi.


wife:tumhe kyon dard ho
raha hai tum me thoddi
dun gi.