Boy:1 Condom Dena GrlFrnd Ko Gift krna H
Dukandr:Is P Gift Cover Chada Du
Boy:Yhi To Cover H Gift To Mere Paas H



Mei Aaj Kasam Khaata Hu..
Ki Aaj Se Har Ladki Ko Maa Samjhunga..
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Apne Hone Wale Bachhon Ki



Top 4 TV programmes

1.Kaun marega kisi ki fuddi
2.Kyun ki saas b kbhi chudi thi
3.Chuttar faadh k
4.Kahani lun-lun ki



Boy Fuckking Call Grl
BOY-Daily Kitna Kamati Hai
CalGirl-1500
BOY-Sach Bolna
CalGirl-Roji Pe Baithi Hu,Juth Nhi Bolungi



Sardarni-Hum Chat Ki
Dukan Kholnge Or Rs4/- Plate Bechenge.
Sardar-Thik,Me
Board Banwa Deta Hu
'Char Rupes Me
Sardarni Ki Chat Lo



Girl to her mother:Main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother tumhein pari le kr ayi thi.
G:Acha to papa pari ko bhi ch0da karte thi



Dil diya aur shart laga rakhi hai
Cheej wahi loonga to salwar mein chupa rakhi hai.


G a n d ko sahi salamat rakne ke 3 upay.
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1.G a n d har roz dhona
2.Chaddi achchhi pahanna aur
3.Mujse PANGA mat lena


Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.

Girl: utaru kya.??

Boy: is se to acchi teri skirt hai..

Socho Agar SMS
Recieve karne k
paise lagte to
kya Hote



Guess ?



Aaj Aap meri waja se Road Per Bheekh mang Rahe
Hote

Pappu-Teri Underwear me 2 ched he..




Raju-Nahi he..







Pappu-Abe to fir Tange Kaha se Dalta he

Sex is like math

Add The Bed

Subtract The Clothes

Divide The Legs

And Pray To God
You Don't Multiply!



1 hijde ne VIAGRA kha liya

kuch der k baad...
Sharir k andar se aawaz aayi

Aap k Sharir me ye seva UPLABADH nhi hai


Sex ho raha tha...ki ladka bola-Jaan hum shadi kar lete hai
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Ladki-Majdur ho majduri karo FACTORY ka malik mat bano


Beti
Ma baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai

Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kr
fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega

Santa apni bv ko DR k pass le gya or DR ko bahut mara

pucha kyu


Santa-DR bolta hai meri BV ka BP dekhna hai



Bhajan,bhojan or chodan hamesha ekant me hi krna chahiye
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Chut but or rung rup ko jitna b ragdo utni chamak aayegi


Q.are u male of female

Ans k liye neeche dekhiye..!












Janab is SMS me nhi apne niche dekhiye

Ek ladki ki T-SHIRT p likha tha
RED FM


Socho uski jeans p kya likha hoga


BAJATE RAHO

Bus drivar k peeche baithe bacha shor kr rha tha
Agar meri ma hatni or baap hathi hota to mai chota nhi hota
Agar ma cow or baap bail